The Goats

Why are goats your favorite animal?

Because they are the weirdest animals you’re ever going to come across, and very genuine to themselves. They don’t care about anyone else, they just do their own thing. I think it’s great. I also think they’re just adorable. I actually almost got a goat. I went to goat farm, picked out my goat, his name was Betty, but my dad said no

College seems like a hard time to get a new pet.

Right! My dad told me if you get this goat….he’ll be gone when you go to college. There will be goat meat in Betty’s place.

Oh no!

I know it’s a terrifying statement to make.

So did you know this was happening today, or were you just coming through?

I didn’t know there would be goats! I’m part of the Jamestown Complex and so I saw the email and was like OH MY GOD THERE’S A PETTING ZOO I forgot! So I ran away from Swem for a little bit.

This is definitely a good way to destress from work!

Yeah! Do you mind if I go pet that goat?!?